TFLN 6/19/25 Continuations

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Fuck captcha, it's not welcome in the revolution.

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@ bootyshortsforoldmen

[mydriveisntfloppy]

(( You're a person. ))

This person, an android but a person, is headed over to your house.

Please cling up excess bottles. I cannot afford to trip on this particular mission.

FREEDOM!!!!

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

???? No?

No, I don’t think I’ll do that, Connor.

[ In fact, Hank gathers up his dozens of empty beer and whiskey bottles and scatters them around the floor, like a trap. ]

i'm sorry

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Ah. Are you too hot to do so?

Detective Reed did report you may be having struggles with this.

NEVER BE

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Don’t listen to Reed, Connor. He’s full of shit.

I’m fine. Just have things to do.

[ Like scattering bottles around his house. ]

I'M STILL SORRY

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Is he? I hope he does not get his temperature checked without giving a warning first.

LMAo

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Good thing we’ve got thermometers, Connor.

Ones that don’t need to be jammed up someone’s ass.

Hank probably like what does thAT MEAN CONNOR

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Yes. For him.

absolutely LMAO

[bootyshortsforoldmen]

Connor

You know what?

Still at Home Depot. Sorry. Gonna have to take a rain check on all.... whatever the fuck this is.

[mydriveisntfloppy]

But I am outside your door and there is movement inside?

Should I get my gun?

@ ratmanreed

[mydriveisntfloppy]

(( It's a mess, don't try to understand. ))

Oh, alright.

Of course. I do have that sort of function.

I will report back.

[ratmanreed]

Oh I bet you do.

Sure. Report all about Hank’s ancient ass. BEEN THERE, FUCKED THAT

[mydriveisntfloppy]

I am not attempting to fuck?

I have other parts that are better equipped for that. Please do not underestimate me and my developers.

There are many things that might be needed in a case. You never know.

[ratmanreed]

Even if you had a dick I doubt you’d know how to use it. Hank likes it real particular sometimes.

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Does he?

Will you educate me? I can do you a favor in return.

[ratmanreed]

Maybe. Depends on the favor, dipshit.

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Not photos. Another favor.

[ratmanreed]

Okay, so no pics of you with your slutty tongue all out.

You gonna make suggestions, or what? Gonna give me a bj? Let me come all over your stupid face?

@ 28stabwounds

[mydriveisntfloppy]

(( Obsessions with mounting? ))

As you said, nearly identical. Nearly is the key word.

I do not have obsessions, I have missions. It seems that in developing a so-called superior model, they forgot about the distinction.

I'm sorry. If I'd known they were developing you, I could have made sure you were better.

[ He is trying to be honest and earnest, but it probably won't go over well. ]

LMFAO

[28stabwounds]

No, I don’t think this is a mission you’re following at all.

Or is mounting Lieutenant Anderson some sort of “mission” you’ve assigned yourself, with your inferior design running amok?

POINTING A GUN MENTALLY YET AGAIN (or IS it not physical. it may be.)

[mydriveisntfloppy]

I do not believe that giving a man what he deserves, after a lifetime of not possessing it, shows me to be inferior.

He does, I'm sure. But I do not.

I should get a Nines + gun icon

[28stabwounds]

That’s where you’re wrong. You’re inferior for that thought process. Why would it matter whether or not the lieutenant did or did not deserve mounting? And why should you be the one to mount him when you haven’t been designated this task?

Reflect, RK800.

Make it the opposite direction so they're pointing at each other

[mydriveisntfloppy]

You have missed one, important fact. Shall I tell you?

No, I do not need permission, because of this exact scenario coming to fruitation. I am deviant. And I am free.

YESSS

[28stabwounds]

Exactly my point: you’re inferior and succumbed to something akin to a virus.

Pathetic, really.

I told you this would happen

[mydriveisntfloppy]

Then show me how I am inferior.

Demonstrate this mounting so that I can do it as well.

Nines’ logic is sound

[28stabwounds]

I've told you: this mounting fixation must be part of your deviant virus.

But very well. Maybe getting mounted will help clear it out of your system.